Punching telescopes

A Punching telescope is a telescope with a boxing glove hidden inside. When squeezed, the boxing glove jumps out and hits the victum on the face. It also releases a puff of black smoke and a loud bang. It leaves a purple bruise that is irremovable by regular memories. To remove it, you must purchase a thick, yellow liquid from WWW and apply it to the bruise. The blemish will be gone within the hour.